Simon Cowell likened to Jesus
X Factor judge and boss Simon Cowell has been called a lot of things over the years. With his high waist trousers and his very bright revamped set of nashers. However possibly the strangest thing he has been labelled come about recently when he was compared to Jesus!
This strange comment didn’t just come from anyone it come from a group of strongly religious Christians! Comments relating Cowell to Jesus come in the evangelical mag RE.
Simon will be appearing on the front of the magazine with the headline Cowell Factor. Lets hope the people don’t start believing this to strongly as it could get a little creepy.
Inside the magazine it read Jesus, the one we think of as being meek and mild, gentle and loving and full of compassion, had the ability to talk tough. For some his words were upsetting and difficult to swallow – just like Cowell’s – but he spoke truth and doesn’t the truth hurt sometimes?
It continued “Simon Cowell takes, learns from them and grows in the process, and there are numerous stories in the Bible of people who do the same.”
The strange article also daubed Simon 51 the father of all nations. Let’s hope for Louie’s sake Cowell doesn’t take this on board. As if he didn’t feel powerful enough already let alone people reckoning he is a 21st century god. Maybe will ditch the high waist trousers and an open button shirt showing off his chest hair for a rope type attire… now that would get the shows views up never mind Cher Lloyd rapping.
Teenage Cher in fact has lost a bit of her ‘swagger’ as such. According to The Sun today an insider has said she is close to breakdown as she is “scared to death” of her dream not happening. An inside source apparently told The Sun “It’s getting too much. She can’t bear the thought that her dream could be over in a few days”.
The 17 year old will take part in tomorrows X-Factor semi finals. She shouldn’t worry and just think positive that Jesus loves her… well Simon Cowell does.
